I was surprised to see Mayor Watson is going to a pie throwing contest later this morning.
Attending an opening event is in character, but being pied just doesn’t seem in character …
But upon closer reading, I realized he was officiating, but the advert did not promise that he would be the target.
If I paid my two bucks, I’d probably forget who I pied right after, anyway. Maybe I’d be better being the butt of laughter doing yoga.