Just because you think someone is after you doesn’t mean you are paranoid.
There are those who are computer literate.
I am not one.
Frustrated at slow loading times for the Citizen website, I started banging away semi-randomly at those icons in the bottom right corner of my desktop.
Opened the wi fi signal thingy. I hoped maybe the bar chart that shows I am actually getting some download speed might pop up. It didn’t.
Instead, I saw this:
Would the RCMP really send out a signal saying “hey, look at me”?
Was someone really referencing their anatomy with that other description?
(I crossed out the name of my neighbour as he is already embarrassed to live near me).
I peered through the lace curtains onto the street, but the vehicles are all the same old construction worker vehicles that are here every day. No van with dark windows.
Wait ! There’s that biplane flying slowly around my house, like it does every single day. Are they up there?
Feeling brave (ice cream on a stick does that to me…) I clicked on the RCMP Surveillance Van item.
Aghh ! it says “connect automatically” !
It says connect automatically again. They are monitoring me !
Time for another ice cream. I’ll weigh myself tomorrow, so I can give my real weight when they take me in.
BTW, do you know what international day today is?